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I have no dick but I must fap
« on: April 25, 2019, 03:12:16 pm »
Friends of the SPB community, my fellow brawlers, my oldest bros of the secret bro club.. I know we've had our differences before, and I may have called you the n-word at one point or another, but I must now call on you for help. I am in a desperate situation financially, mentally, physically, and spiritually.

My addiction to pornography, driven by my incel hatred of women, has gone too far. Unable to control my lustful desires to objectify women while at work, I have become unhinged enough to begin drawing "hentai" on any scraps of paper that I can steal from my surroundings at work. Some people at the front desk gave me a generous of computer paper in one particularly good run, and the results can be seen below.

I have been discovered masturbating to my own drawings while at the workplace on multiple occasions now, but I have managed to negotiate my way out of it by parting with my best and most disgusting drawings.

What remains is yours to enjoy, and all I ask in return is that you describe your orgasm in vivid detail, so I can get off to the thought that you are getting off to my erotic artwork. 


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I have no dick but I must fap
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2019, 11:48:27 am »
You're a gorgeous human being, and the police have been called.